Saturday, July 24, 2010

Initiation + Acquaintance = BALDA

Sakit bilog nga kalawasan ko. puga!

Initation for Political Science Student Organization:

1. I came late so i had almost a hundred pumpings.
2. We had our warm up: nag japanese walk while singing buchikik, reverse jogging with feelings na slow motion. Duck walk while singing quack-quack with abc tune, jogging, dance white horse while singing. (Gin libot namun bilog nga west mga amu na ang ginahimo.
3. initaion proper:
.blind folded kami all the way, except sa ibang tasks.

1st station: basketball. gipatiyog ako tatlo, kag gin pa shoot. wai ko ka shoot so, gin blind fold ko liwat kag gipa inom langgaw.

2nd station: Sin.o daw kuno ang bag.o nga DILG secretary? Wai ko kabalo so, gipapili ako 1 2 3. i chose 2. ampalaya with laway and candy na halin sa baba sang iban.

3rd station: Hibi kuno kami. nakahibi ako a. so saved ako sa consequence. haha.

4th station: Pakamang kami sa hilamunan. tapos gn pa kaykay using our face ang coin. hambal nila, mga ulod kuno ang gna bagnusan namun ka chura pro. uling gali. Gina psycho2 bi nila kami.

5th station: gin bubu.an kami harina all over. kag gn pa huyop kami ka harina without using our lima. aite huyop2 man ko ya, para makit.an ko ya papel. gin pa sabat sa akun ang question. di ko na matandaan ang question basta ang sabat, judicial department. Department of justice tana ya sabat ko. hahaha. sala ko e. aite, kaon ko kalamansi.

6th station: the worst! ginpakamang nila kami. tapos gina butong pabalik. kuha nila sapatos ko kag gipapangita sakun. naka blind fold pa ko ha. haha. kag gipa suksok liwat. gin kakas nila ang blind fold namun, kag gin welcome. gin pa dupla kami sa isa ka baso. gin blinfold liwat kag gin painom sa amon. shit. haha. (pro tungod kay gina psycho lang kami, egg white lang to sa.) pro abi gid namon, laway namun to.
gina haluk2an kami sa cheeks. gina chancing2ngan. abi namun, puro lalake ang ara didto sa sulod. that's why we thought nga sila amg gahaluk sa amu. pro babae man daw gali.

7th station: Hirap? o Sarap? haha. sarap gin pili ko. hambal nila, pakan.on kuno kami ka ahos. pro natamad na daw cla mag pakaon, so gin pa proceed nalang kami. pro ang boys namun sa amun nga group, si Litol kag jude, gin pa budlayan. haha,. wai ko kabalo kung gin anu sanda kay naka blind fold kami.

8th station: pina ka buot sa tanan. may question naman. basta. law terms japun. wai ko kamaan ti, gpakaon kami sang something basa and makahang. fish cracker kuno nga may itlog kag katumbal.


Acquaintance: dance contest.

kag nag disco kami pagka ulihi. haha. ako, si jun2, rr, andrew, rhob, jude, edmund, april. pawasak nga saot ba. haha. showdown2. amu na subong, ga paranalit gid lawas ko. hahahaha

Korean Domination

Korean Domination here at iloilo. hahaha.

I was just shocked to see lots of koreans at school. they were like crminals looking for victims. They are members of the korean Campus crusade for Christ, and they went to the Philippines just for CCC.

I was sitting at the mini forest with juanito. kami lang duwa sa table. Then a korean girl approached us, and asked if she could have 30 mins of our time. Jun2 and I looked at each other, trying to agree on what we should answer. yet, jun2 nodded, and i stared at him questioningly. The korean asked again and i nodded hesitantly. She asked again, and he said a loud yes. She asked me and i said yes too.

But!!! But!! But!! she said, she's goin' to talk to me alone. what the! i don't have time for such. pro, wala na. hayy. I cast jun2 a furious look for he's the one who said yes. pro ako ang napa subo! belatse. I told him with gritted teeth, "Jun, don't leave me!" pro agay. wala gd. naghalin ang diputa. hayy!

Aite, hayun. I was there, listening to the korean girl, reading a booklet. and there, juanito and my classmates are laughing silently at the next table. hayy! nalang gid!!!!

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Ayam

When I was in Mindanao, my friends and classmates used to tease me, DOG, Ido, iro, puppy. or any.

Now that I'm in Visayas, MY GOSH! di ba ako tatantanan? haha. Aso parin ako. actually, AYAM. haha.

Luckily, few call me that. I could enumerate them for you, si Andrew, RR, kg Juanito.

(Faith abi ah. nagpahalata. hahaha.)

Soaking Wet

Man! I'm in my full uniform now! and it's fcuking uncomfy. I'm wearing heels now, but I'm still using a back pack. Can't stand having shoulder bag with all my books in it!

It was noon, I, RR and Jun2 took our lunch at the affordable Elero's. We were supposed to be heading straight to PESCAR Gym for our P.E class yet, the boys got tempted. We dropped at FUSELINK. They invited me to join the game, Yet I reclined. I don't wanna be back to that addiction again.

So, I just watched. Unfortunately, the rain fell. Bundak gid ya! So they played till 12:30.

When they were done, it was still raining. But we got no choice but to soak ourselves under the relentless rain. Some of my classmates, hailed a taxi in order not be soaked. So we borrowed their umbrella. Mind you, an umbrella. So there are three of us in that little umbrella. To tell you, it was of no use. we still got soaked. We ran for our lives, stepped in the puddle, splashing the water in every direction. The water in my shoes was like OH-My-God. haha.

We were pulling each other's clothes and arms and hands. Ga duwa2 pa abi kun matabok o hindi o kun masulay. mga belatse! amu lang man gyapon. The three of us were already soaking wet.

When we reached PESCAR gym, wow. Di ma iro itsura namun. haha. There's mud all over my shoes, my hair messed up and dripping, with my clothes sagging. haha. tae.!

Sunday, July 11, 2010

09059719541

This ass texted me. 09059719541.

ass: LOw.
Ako: sino ka?
ass: kw c celajes noh?
Ako: nope.
Ass: nope?
Ako: hambal ko, nope. meaning NO.
ass: Ah gale? T cn.o ka vhe?
Ako: None of your business.
ass: English2x kpa wala pa gne na 2naw ang kangkong nga gen kaon muh.
Ako: (la ko nag reply)
Ass: D cge ka english d bse ma nosebleed ka? Hnd tkon ma bolig cmu gd.
Ako: (puzzled, di kaintindi. no reply)

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

First Attack in WVSU

It's been months since my illness has not been triggered. I was confident enough thinking I'm healthy (kuno). I have not brought my medications.

It was during our NSTP. We were stuck in the cultural center. I was listening to the discussion during the time I felt the shortness of breath. I was trying to shove off the feeling and thinking psychologically that I'm well. I relaxed, tried hard enough to control my breathing (that's what the doctor always tell me). I was waiting for the break so that I could excuse my self.

By the time I went out of the cultural center. I was already dizzy and I could already see black spots in my line of sight. When I tried to walk further, I was really praying that it won't trigger. But then, there it was. The shortness of breath became uncontrollable. I was heaving for breath. I could already hear the noise on my lungs and then poof! the numbness of my body. My feet and hands are starting to go numb and form its funny position, as if twitching. Faith was with me that time, I texted her that I think I'm having an attack when we were still at the cultural center.

Hay naku. I'm dreading this. really. wag na sana maulit.